The Einstein Dingleberry Cult Index
by Tom Potter & hahahanson
minor editing by Androcles
A simple method for rating Einstein Cult members [aka Einstein Dingleberries] .
1. A -5 point starting credit.
2. 5 points for using the phrase "gestalt experiment" or "gedanken".
3. 5 points for each hype of "Einstein", "Feynman", Gel Mann, or a Jewish physicist.
4. 10 points for each claim that General Relativity models reality to 10 decimal places.
5. 10 points for each claim that General Relativity is a useful model without providing solid, WORKED OUT, real world evidence of the fact.
6. 10 points for claiming that Einstein's models were positive "paradigm shifts".
7. 10 points for claiming that non-Einsteinian models cannot be used to accurately model effects that involve changes of the frequency of oscillators
with distance, velocity, acceleration, pressure, temperature, etc.
8. 20 points for claiming that slave tick accumulators are clocks, rather than instruments.
9. 20 points for claiming that the background times of all remote oscillators in the universe change, rather than that the frequency of the oscillators change with changes in their environment with respect to the Master Oscillator of the Universe that is used as a reference.
10. 20 points for emailing me and complaining about the Einstein Cult Index, or attacking Potter, hahahanson or Androcles personally in the newsgroups.
11. 20 points for suggesting that Einstein deserved the Nobel prize for corrupting Planck's quantum of Action.
12. 20 points for each use of the phrases "crank", "crackpot", "stupid",
13. 30 points for suggesting that Einstein positions on politics, religion, and society are the best positions.
14. 30 points for suggesting that Einstein developed the ultimate theory of reality.
15. 30 points for claiming that Einstein was the world's most intelligent man, and deserved being named Time Magazine's "Man of the Century" over Watson, Crick, Planck, Bohr, Ford, Edison, Truman, Eisenhower, etc.
16. 40 points for using the phrase "Jewish physics".
17. 40 points for attacking those who criticize the Einstein Cult as anti-Semitics.
18. 40 points for claiming that anti-Semitics are engaged in a "conspiracy" to demean Einstein and the works of Jewish scientists.
19. 40 points for attacking opponents as uneducated, stupid, cranks, or crackpots.
20. 40 points for avoiding debating issues involving Einstein by creating a flame web site, or using a flame web sites as a reference.
21. 40 points for claiming that when Einstein's theory is finally appreciated, the Doppler Effect, the Hubble Effect, the Galileo Effect, the temperature
effect, and the DNA, Quantum Mechanics, and Classical Physics models will be seen for the shams they truly are.
22. 50 points for claiming that General Relativity was essential to the GPS System
23. 50 points for hyping models that speculate about the beginning and end of the universe, time travel, space warps, worm holes, etc.
rather than accepting models that are used every day by millions of people to make life better for mankind.
24. 50 points for being on the public payroll and not having to produce cost-effective useful results.
25. 50 points for being on the public payroll and profiting from the promotion of General Relativity.
26. 50 points for being Jewish.
27: 75 points for claiming the error in the Advance of Perihelion of Mercury is 43 arc seconds per century and cannot be accounted for without General Relativity.
Error in Le Verrier's calculation:
One century = 415 orbits of Mercury
1 orbit = 360 degrees
1 degree = 60 arc minutes
1 arc minute 60 arc seconds
error = 43 / ( 415 * 360 * 60 * 60) *100% = 0.000008 % which Einstein corrected with his genius mind, trusty wooden slipstick and book of 4-figure log tables after carefully observing Mercury for a hundred years with his Jewish astrolabe balanced on his horse's back, just behind the tail.
28: 100 pts for giving the answer to
Why did Einstein say
the speed of light from A to B is c-v,
the speed of light from B to A is c+v,
the "time" each way is the same?
as shown in this inequality with the mistyped equal sign
as "Easy: he did NOT say that" (van lintel) or It is an artefactual/superficially imposed yin-yang of sorts (xxein), or "Why do you want to know?" (Shubert) or "Neither [frame] is stationary, which is your problem" (Poe), or "c+v appears nowhere in the paper, nor could it" (Schwartz) or "SR is GR with G=0 (Schwartz) or "In neither system (meaning frame of reference in modern-day terminology) is the speed of light c-v or c+v. In both systems the speed of light is c." (Jimmy Black)
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