Uncle Stooopid.
"As one radially tunnels into the Earth gravity empirically
INCREASES for about 1/3 the way in. Explain that, git." -- Uncle Stooopid
(like nobody but Uncle Stooopid has heard of the Mohorovic discontinuity).
"Newtonian physics is infinite lightspeed (instantaneous knowledge of
all aspects of a system)," -- Uncle Stooopid.
"Time exists because lightspeed is finite." -- Uncle Stooopid.
"Be utterly "intolerEnt" of crap or you will discover yourself scraping
your shoe every third step." -- Illiterate Uncle Stooopid.
"(c+v) appears nowhere in the paper, nor could it." -- Uncle Stooopid
Uncle Stooopid is vying with Dork Van de merde for the most ridiculous contributor to usenet, and ridiculed he should be.