Uncle Stooopid.

 

"As one radially tunnels into the Earth gravity empirically
INCREASES for about 1/3 the way in.  Explain that, git." -- Uncle Stooopid
(like nobody but Uncle Stooopid has heard of the Mohorovic discontinuity).

"Newtonian physics is infinite lightspeed (instantaneous knowledge of
all aspects of a system)," -- Uncle Stooopid.

"Time exists because lightspeed is finite."  -- Uncle Stooopid.

"Be utterly "intolerEnt" of crap or you will discover yourself scraping
your shoe every third step." -- Illiterate Uncle Stooopid.

"(c+v) appears nowhere in the paper, nor could it." -- Uncle Stooopid

Uncle Stooopid is vying with Dork Van de merde for the most ridiculous contributor to usenet, and ridiculed he should be.